‘scuse me babe, gotta wash my asshole
As a car going slow as eff gets out of our lane and tries to get back in front of us:
“Nah babe, fuck that. Speed up. Nahh nigga fuck you. Yeah dawg you. Fuck you bro. Yeah fuck you…. Good job babe”
Babe, I never fart. My asshole just blows you kisses.
E: they messed up my cotton candy. We’re never going to golden corral ever again
E: wow baby! Looks delicious! What’s in that smoothie? K: my cup I lost yesterday, I found it in the freezer :( E: boon
boon: noob backwards. As in, you’re such a noob that calling you a normal noob don’t cut it
About to watch magic Mike: Kat: I don’t want ppl sitting next to us. Tell them we’re waiting for ppl Eli: K, I’ll pretend I don’t speak English Kat: what accent you wanna use? Eli: worst Vietnamese accent ever attempted
My brother and sister are dare devils
Vee like to pahmp zee eye-on!
The cutest little boy I’ve ever encountered with the most awesome name- Tristan. Let that melt your heart for a minute.
Sometimes my sister creeps me out.
